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Be It Hereby Resolved: Top Ten Pet Resolutions For 2008

News Type: Other — Tue Jan 1, 2008 1:58 PM EST

I am going to cut back to one six pack a day ... maybe.

I am going to stop drinking altogether.

I am going to stop holding my breath when I don't get what I want.

I am going on The Biggest Loser.

I am going to quit smoking cigarettes (but not weed).

I am going to get contact lenses.

I am going to Graceland!

I am going to try to be more independent - really, really hard this time.

I am going to stop talking on my cell phone while I'm driving.

I am going to get breast implants.

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A new year, a new chance to do things we've wanted to do, been meaning to do, need to do. You know the drill. But we humans aren't the only ones who have dreams for the coming year -- here, with a bit of prodding, are the top ten New Year's resolutions coming made by the pets who were willing to share (some were too shy or self-conscious to fess up).

NOTE: They agreed to do this on one condition: That you, too, share your goals for 2008.

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